My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have demons in me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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