I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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