It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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