Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
