Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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