that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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