To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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