So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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