Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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