I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
why does every cop we meet know your name?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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