i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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