The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
