my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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