Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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