do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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