careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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