the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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