I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
