Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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