your parents love me but you hate me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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