just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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