Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
