I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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