So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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