Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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