We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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