it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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