You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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