i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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