YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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