You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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