I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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