It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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