Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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