No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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