She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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