why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How does it feel to date your dad?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
that is very illegal...i love you.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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