before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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