feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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