Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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