Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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