the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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