what if I'm pregnant?
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So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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