worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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