have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
