So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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