just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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