So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
