Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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