it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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