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Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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