So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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