I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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