The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I FOUND THE LEGS
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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