What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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